Well then.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
03/17/2016 at 16:53 • Filed to: Houses

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Here’s a master bathroom toilet room, with 2 windows for some reason, and facing the street for probably the same reason. A design for when you don’t want to offend your spouse, but want your neighbor and pedestrians to see the strained faces you make whilst pooping.


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 16:58

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you get to watch the neighbors while you shit. Guess this guy never heard of an iPad/Tablet


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 17:04

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I kinda like it.

(I really don’t understand the whole hide the crapper thing really.)


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 17:06

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The words “frosted” and “glass” come to mind ....


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Steve in Manhattan
03/17/2016 at 17:11

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probably in the wintertime.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 17:12

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Lots of natural light..


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 17:14

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Needs a binocs hanger. Super Secret Toilet Spy.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 17:15

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Looks like some builder forgot to put a fan in, and this was his compromise.

Although that said, having a cool breeze coming through with a cross wind could certainly help alleviate bathroom smells


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > vicali
03/17/2016 at 17:15

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Yeah, but that’s a long time to wait.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Stapleface
03/17/2016 at 17:24

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Actually, these windows do not open...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Birddog
03/17/2016 at 17:24

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“It’s European!"


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 17:28

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Curtains.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 17:28

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It’s not a purse, it’s European!


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 17:29

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You’re a peein, I’m a peein, they can all see us peein!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
03/17/2016 at 17:38

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Buy why windows at all dammit. Whyyyy


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 18:54

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I hate these little toilet rooms, but at least this one has some natural light ... I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 18:56

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Then that’s just dumb. I take back everything I said. Lol


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 19:22

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I bet they have a deal with the drapery lobbies.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 20:30

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A job for translucent adhesive film.


Kinja'd!!! JRapp: now as good as new again > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 20:48

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I mean that brings up a whole other question. You’re gonna put windows in the bathroom, fine. Something to look at while taking a dump. But why would you not want them to open?


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/17/2016 at 21:44

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The toilet would be be facing the door by the set up shown. Some nice blinds and this would make a good “reading room”.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Steve in Manhattan
03/17/2016 at 22:09

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“Where’s your bathroom?”

“Upstairs, but you’ll need to wait 3 months.”


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Agrajag
03/17/2016 at 22:23

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I have waited an hour or two before, but a month? I think that would be a big problem.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Steve in Manhattan
03/17/2016 at 22:30

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A messy one.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Agrajag
03/17/2016 at 22:44

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There are commercial toilets that can’t handle that shit ... and yes, I did that.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Steve in Manhattan
03/17/2016 at 22:55

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Clogging an air assist/commercial toilet deserves a merit badge of sorts, and is something one should be proud of.

Well done.